The compliment lands and then the second half arrives, which is what makes it believable. "You're My Favorite Coworker And Not Just Because I Hate Everyone Else" is the warmest thing said at most workplaces.
Hand poured in the Signature Kraft jar with 60+ hours of Golden Patchouli. A desk neighbour, a work birthday, a friendship built entirely on shared complaints: this is the one.
Why You'll Love It
- "You're My Favorite Coworker And Not Just Because I Hate Everyone Else" — in full
- Natural soy wax with a cotton wick — a clean, even burn and no petroleum wax
- Phthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
- Golden Patchouli — patchouli and orange with mango and goji berry behind
- 60+ hours in a 13.5 oz jar, longer than most working friendships are tested
- Kraft label on reusable glass, plain enough for any room
- Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA
Perfect Gift For
A desk neighbour, a work birthday, a secret santa, a work bestie leaving, a shared-inbox survivor, an appreciation week, and the one person whose meeting invites you are pleased to accept.
Product Details
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Material: Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
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Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4" 60+ Hours
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Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
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Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
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Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
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Item: S-1422-4
Scent
4. Golden Patchouli - Patchouli, Orange, Mango & Goji Berry
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What do you give the one colleague you actually like?
A: Something that admits the friendship out loud, since most work friendships are never named and both people wonder. A joke is the easiest way to say a sincere thing.
Q: Is a backhanded compliment a good gift?
A: It works when the sincerity is real and the delivery is not, which is how most people talk at work anyway. The insult is aimed at everybody else in the building.
Q: How is this different from the cursive Favorite Coworker candle?
A: This one carries the full line with the punchline, and the cursive version is the short compliment on its own in a coconut lime scent. They are different candles.
Q: Is patchouli an old-fashioned scent?
A: Modern patchouli is built with citrus and fruit over it rather than being the heavy incense version, which is why it reads warm rather than dated. Orange and mango do that here.
Q: Should a work gift be funny or sincere?
A: Funny travels further at work because it lets both people avoid a moment, and the sincerity comes through anyway. Save the earnest version for a leaving card.
Q: How long does one jar last with regular use?
A: 60+ hours works out at roughly two months of evening burns, or the best part of a year for somebody lighting it at weekends. Nothing about it expires.
