Nobody remembers the person who mouthed the words. "Jingle All The Way Nobody Likes A Half Assed Jingler" belongs to whoever runs the playlist, wears the sweater without irony and means every syllable.

A soy wax candle, hand poured in the Signature Kraft jar with 60+ hours of Cinnamon Spice. A carol singer, a bell ringer, a neighbor: this is the one.

Why You'll Love It

"Jingle All The Way Nobody Likes A Half Assed Jingler" — the full line on the Signature Kraft label
Natural soy wax with a cotton wick — a clean, even burn, no petroleum wax
Phthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
Cinnamon Spice — cinnamon spice with brown sugar and vanilla behind it
60+ hours from a 13.5 oz jar
Kraft label on reusable glass, so the punchline reads across the kitchen
Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA

Perfect Gift For

Carol singers, bell ringers, a neighbor, the friend who controls the December playlist, and anyone who has never once mimed the words.

Product Details

Material: Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4" 60+ Hours
Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
Item: S-1611-25

Scent

25. Cinnamon Spice - Cinnamon Spice, Brown Sugar & Vanilla

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What does Cinnamon Spice smell like once it is lit?
A: Cinnamon Spice is a baking cinnamon with brown sugar and vanilla under it, not a hot cinnamon candy note. It fills a kitchen faster than anything else on this list.

Q: Is a cinnamon candle a sensible thing to burn around cats and dogs?
A: Burn any scented candle in a ventilated room and keep the flame somewhere a cat cannot jump to, cinnamon included. If a pet has a sensitive nose, light it for an hour rather than an evening.

Q: How do I tell this kraft jar apart from the other Jingle All The Way candle?
A: This is the Signature Kraft version, printed on natural brown paper and poured with Cinnamon Spice. The saying is the same, so choose on label and scent.

Q: Which Christmas candle scent do people recognize fastest?
A: Cinnamon is the scent almost everyone reads as Christmas within a second of walking in, which makes it the safe pick when buying for a stranger. Fir and cranberry take a beat longer to place.

Q: Can I burn a candle near a Christmas tree or a garland?
A: Keep any lit candle a good foot clear of greenery, garland and wrapping paper, real tree or artificial. A mantel only counts as safe if nothing is hanging over the front of it.

Q: Does the scent do anything when the candle is not lit?
A: Soy holds its fragrance cold, so an unlit jar still scents a small space such as a bathroom shelf. The throw is gentler, and it comes back in full the moment it is lit.

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